The U.S. is facing a nationwide shortage of Santa Claus performers due to labor shortages—as well as health and safety concerns over Covid-19—while demand is up 120% from pre-pandemic levels. What do you think?
“If Santa can be a mop with a red hat, we’ve got plenty.”
Ruth Cotnoir, Systems Analyst
“Yeah, I found another gig willing to pay me for being sat on.”
Dexter Rakoff • Psychedelic Music Dealer
“Just loosen up the laws concerning who’s allowed near children.”
Jay Forde • Yeoman