“My Mum is using Uber Eats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery”
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When everyone says yes to a coffee even though you only asked out of politeness pic.twitter.com/G84mVPpiZx
— Our Rach (@ourrachblogs) September 12, 2024
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Bet he jumped the turnstile an all https://t.co/suEVMrARPl
— Fionn Viteža (@fionnviteza) September 11, 2024
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My Mum is using Uber Eats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery😭😭
— #FreeCongo 🇨🇩 (@osowxvyy) September 12, 2024
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a real Halifaxman pic.twitter.com/YIdowConch
— Aidan James (@mcandidate) September 11, 2024
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Trying to make small talk with my colleagues while in the office kitchen pic.twitter.com/tkJ2WlOfOr
— Amy Van Gar (@amyvangar) September 11, 2024
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You’ll only fuck it up if you hang it outside anyway, so I’m just trying to help here. pic.twitter.com/g6meaQKNPb
— Paul Schleifer 💙💚😷♻️ (@PaulSchleifer) September 10, 2024
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Shame on you Dave Grohl pic.twitter.com/3LExywnMPo
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) September 10, 2024
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got IDed in m&s the other day and when the woman saw my date of birth she said “oh you’re a BIG girl!” why did you do that susan
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) September 10, 2024
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school dinner ladies when they can sense rain coming pic.twitter.com/9fDPVq4dHJ
— putasinghonit (@putasinghonit) September 10, 2024
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It doesn’t look very big. https://t.co/mZy6XcXMyV pic.twitter.com/D0p0Guti24
— Jordan (@jordanbhx) September 10, 2024
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https://t.co/AInlgvmpoT pic.twitter.com/883cle6O02
— Dan Price ™ (@damprice) September 10, 2024
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Nobody:
Local Indian takeaway: “HERE IS A SMALL BAG OF HOT SALAD”— Sooz Kempner is going on tour! L I N K I N B I O (@SoozUK) September 9, 2024
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You’ll be having a great day then “£9.99 Amazon Prime”, “£17.99 Netflix”
— … (@Unkle_K) September 13, 2024
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The worst person you’ve ever met is excited by this news https://t.co/DOaiwz8f6o
— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) September 14, 2024
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what the tray of sausage bean and cheese melts see when i walk into Greggs
— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) September 13, 2024
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TV Licensing have new tactics it seems https://t.co/IIXgLTLhma
— ed (@erar97) September 14, 2024
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https://t.co/v4gIGnCUSX pic.twitter.com/EVpDNI4U9X
— Musty Springfield (@Julezkk) September 14, 2024
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Imagine being that hungry pic.twitter.com/DbJs8YwP3a
— Chris Smyth (@merrychrissmyth) September 14, 2024
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UK theatres will be like “it’s Shakespeare reimagined” and it’ll just be Macbeth or Julius Caesar but everyone wears leather
— Rebecca (@rebeccawwrites) September 13, 2024
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Just seen a toddler called Colin. Mental.
— ©ol (@Bigshirtlesscol) September 14, 2024
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Carter is such a versatile surname pic.twitter.com/au0eAOIdM7
— 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 (@PerfidySnatch) September 13, 2024
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lorraine kelly could learn a lot from her https://t.co/FOtH7ImhJm
— tom (@tomwalsh_93) September 14, 2024
Thumbnail credits: Kevin Mazur / Joe Maher / BBC / Getty Images
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